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You KNOW you're a MA freak when:

 

You are not in the best of moods at all. You're at open gym, and you're working on the heavy bag. It's not the best bag - it's big; it hangs from steel chains and it swings easy, but it gets the job done. After causing your knuckles to bleed again you realize that this isn't a typical open gym when you send a strong and high side kick into the bag that mysteriously caused the bag to move upwards, fall, and break off the chain that connected it to a steal girder from which it hung. You breifly look at fallen mass lying on the ground and begin working on the other bag.

 

This happened to me today! I do feel a bit better - mood wise.

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."

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When you try pants on you make sure you can kick in them before you actually buy them. If you can't kick back on the rack they go. And yes I caught myself doing that the last pants I bought.

 

I always do that!! I ONLY buy stretchy pants that I can kick in. At the GAP a couple of weeks ago, you could see my foot shooting out of the dressing room as I was practicing side kicks in the newest pair of pants. The girl working there looked at me funny. But I explained that if I can't do karate in them, they ain't gettin' bought.

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This is from an accidental duplicate thread that I removed...

Hi all,

 

You play football and attack the ball with mawashi geri.

 

Yea, we played soccer with some friends and collegues (my boss was amongst them), I saw the ball comin' at about the height of my head and out of reflex jumped a tobijokogeri and hit the ball. Unfortunately as I was landing I realised that I was landing straight on my boss who shouted in horror as he saw me coming. I managed to pull my legs back and landed on him in a chest-to-chest fashion. We bounced off each other. Fortunately none of us was hurt but now when we play football somehow people take more distance from me than before :-?

 

You sweep the yard with a broom and end up practising Bo katas

 

I wasnt swiping the yard but carrying a scout flag of our club a few years back. The boss of the club wasn't happy....

 

Belive it or not I once caught myself practicing BO moves using my fingers with a pencil in a very boring tech seminar.

 

Someone shakes your hand and you can't resist putting them in a wristlock.

 

That happend to me once. VERY embarassing

 

You don't walk in your sleep...you practise kata.

 

I visualise myself practicing kata everytime I go to sleep. It's helping me to actually fall asleep.

 

You go shopping and practise techniques on the clothes mannequins when no one is looking.

 

This didnt happen to me but once I started practicing stances while standing in line at the local post office.

 

You look at everything in your house and think how it could be used as a weapon..

 

No, but I sleep with a bo under my bed.

 

When I meet new people I can't help myself noticing their vital spots and evaluating how hard would it be to hit them.

 

Thankfully nothing of this has caused my any major drawbacks in my life so I am not seeking professional help....yet

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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Thanks monkeygirl. *bows*

1.st kyu Shotokan Karate

1.st dan Aikido

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*bows in return* No problem. :)

1st dan & Asst. Instructor TKD 2000-2003


No matter the tune...if you can rock it, rock it hard.

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About the ossing problem :)

 

My boss at the radio station was telling me something and afterwards he asked me if I understood that .. I replied . Oss. He looked quite amazed .. in Romanian Os means "bone" and he really had no idea about what I was talking about and what bone I was having in mind.

 

And yes, I also try to wear clothing that could help me kick and move :D

 

Guess we're sick :karate:

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And yes, I also try to wear clothing that could help me kick and move :D

 

Guess we're sick :karate:

 

My attitude is if I can't almost do a completely verticle sidekick in my jeans then they aren't worth my time.

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"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a civilized conversation over a bowl of... Cocoa Puffs."

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I agree

Sparring - loved by many perfected by few

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About the ossing problem

 

My boss at the radio station was telling me something and afterwards he asked me if I understood that .. I replied . Oss. He looked quite amazed .. in Romanian Os means "bone" and he really had no idea about what I was talking about and what bone I was having in mind.

 

And yes, I also try to wear clothing that could help me kick and move

 

Guess we're sick

Os means bone in french as well....

 

Je me suis cassé un os. ----- I broke my bone

1.st kyu Shotokan Karate

1.st dan Aikido

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Maybe we've got it from you :) Romanian language was heavily influenced in the 19th century, especially by French. Things have changed now, when we take many words from English, because of the Internet and related things.

 

I think in French the s is not as loud as the O (correct me please if I'm wrong ... I'm not a speaker of this language). In Romanian the S is as loud as the O so it really sounds like the Osu.

 

Anyway ... try this to your boss ... the face is unforgettable :D

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