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Poor Buford


RobinT830

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Doesn't it seem that more and more physicians are running their

 

practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Buford:

 

Buford walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked

 

him what he had. Buford said, Shingles.

 

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and

 

told him to have a seat.

 

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked Buford what

 

he had.

 

Buford said, Shingles.

 

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history

 

and told Buford to wait in the examining room.> > A half hour

 

later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had.

 

Buford said, Shingles.

 

So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an

 

electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and

 

wait for the doctor.

 

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford

 

said, Shingles.

 

The doctor asked, Where?

 

Buford said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?

"If it is not hard, it is not worth doing."

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Hey Robin

 

What's a beautiful lady like you doing with a sense of humor like that?

 

Honestly it did make me chuckle :lol: :lol: ...........a bit!

I keep asking God what I'm for and he tells me........."gee I'm not sure!"

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Funny, I could see it coming though.
“Iron is full of impurities that weaken it; through forging, it becomes steel and is transformed into a razor-sharp sword. Human beings develop in the same fashion.” ~Morihei Ueshiba
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