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Shihan dosn't really have too many 1 liners, the only thing that came to mind was that he qiute often asks the class "What do we call those people" usually refering to outragiously flexible people, to which he gets the reply "Freaks, shihan". OT slightly, Back in High School, I had a teacher that would always walk into the class 10 minutes late and say "Alright Folks, Fiddlies down". Never worked out what a fiddly was.

A good friend of mine just got a job like that. In Australia you can become an accredited martial arts instructor in 8 weeks. It is a pretty full on course but you are handed a black belt and certificate at the end. He came out of the Defence force though and had a fairly through grasp of hand to hand combat, but still, don't really think this is the way it should be done.