jacksprattreturns

Its a shame Im not allowed to teach bigrokido,because people would instinctivly headbutt and hook ppl. One guy wound me up so I did a jumping knee right into his jaw and he was out! A woman stared at me and slapped me so I slapped her - HARDER. The injustice in this world is incredible

BIGROKIDO has obviously been ended because I cant teach it. Now my only hope is full contact tournaments. Do you know of any tournaments that will raise my profile when I win them? Im always getting in fights now because Im so bitter. A group of guys looked at me funny, so when I started on one of them the rest threatened me.So I let them leave, sneaked up behined them and bottled the bastards! YES. I also knocked out the barman at my local because of jokes about my increasing waistline. Its mainly the alcohol thats causing my increasingly large gut, but I cant help it. Once I walked into apub and declared: "Ill fight all you guys at once!" I nutted on man before being thrown out.

Its been an eventful period since I last posted. Im not teaching martial arts anymore, as I was almost put in prison for IBH (intended bodily harm), but was given community service. It happed because a husband of one of my female students came in drunk and began to mock and annoy people. When I asked him to leave he threw a punch at me, which I managed to avoid. I then headbutted him on the bridge of his nose and kneed him in the nose and then in the mouth. I was very shocked when I had the police at my door the next day. Even though I was found guilty in court, I just cant see what I did wrong.