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Mai-Monkey

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    Monkey kung-fu , MAVRAI (my personal style)

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  1. i know this sounds obviously dumb me saying this but arent chimps monkeys?
  2. been doing it for 9 years and read every book on them or related to them (everybook i know of after all im not jesus) and in a year or so i WANT to open a dojo but i suppuse you can never really perfect anything but id say it was the best that my body and mind could accomplish
  3. well if your talking about a full on mix do it, ive already perfected my own style which is basically a mix of tai shing pek kwar, tai chi , kickboxing , tiger claw and dragon fist with some odd bits of my own thrown in for style
  4. my sensei said i have the power in my hands and movement to perfect spearhand but i have said no because wat if one day you had to use it ...... you would surely be arrested i mean yeah im all or dying in battle ive got it i my will if i die at the hands of another martial artist they are not to be prosecuted but that might not be how the other person thinks they might have a wife... kids
  5. wherever i go i never leave home without my trusted magic bullet its a new invention that blends, crushes, makes soup and get this the capsules keep your food fresh and you can order it for just $9.95 thats right i said it just $9.95 and if you call right now and(under cough)sell your soul you can have three extra capsules thats right three all you need to do is(mumble)worship satan..phone 666-666666 and remember we have no association wiv the devil whatsoever KILL THEM ALL!!!!
  6. in thai shing pek kwar we are trained not only to use every martial arts weapon in stock but we are also taught to use and abuse lol our surroundings i forget the chinese name but we use two sticks made out of dried woven bananas (they cost alot soo the students in this case moi have to use sticks lol cheap) thai shing pek kwar is monkey kung fu for those of you who dont know
  7. there are 3 monkey types only 1 is well known the other two are monkey-drunken fist and monkey-dragon i practice traditional thai shing pek kwar but my sensei only teaches street fighting he doesnt like rules ha ha wat a great man i landed a couple of blows on him last time and thats quite hard to do hes fast for a 5ft 60 yea old lol
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