Mr. Mike's post on 2005-03-06 said (the joke) "is like 20 years old..." He is about close. I must be older than Mr. Mike because I heard this one better than 40 years ago. However, the one I heard went like this: "If a bra is an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and a jock strap is a lower-decker-p*cker-checker then what do you call a Japanese Prize Fighter whose father has diarrhea?" "A slap-happy-Jappy with a crap-happy-pappy!" And, yes, I agree "Jappy" is not a nice thing to say. But those were different times and I like to believe we have gotten better with age.
