Genesys

I really hope that was a goof, cuz if that was, we may have the next macarena

"I don't think I have that combination/form/kempo" -->You gave that to me last week, but I totally forgot it. "Go ahead, try and kick me" -->I'm wearing my cup tonight.

Well, I'm a mere student, but we did play a trick on our instructor. He went on vacation for a week, so his instructor was teaching our classes, and he took some form, 1 kata if I recall correctly, and changed 1 move in it, and told all the students to do that 1 move differently. Well, our instructor came back, and after watching someone's 1 kata, he corrected the student. Right away, everyone jumped in with, "No, you told us it was this". It lasted about three days before one of the kids cracked.

P - Do you have any idea how fast you were going? Y - I'm just trying to keep up with the flow of traffic P - There's no traffic around here Y - I know, they're so far ahead, I'll never catch up now "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying" Did you lose some weight officer? You look much thinner than in that picture on your nightstand. You're a public servant... get me a glass of water! As soon as he's done writing, take it from him and tell him you're gonna check it over for mistakes. When you're done, crumple it up and throw it on the ground. Say "I really don't need another worthless piece of paper from the state, I've already got 8 or 9 of those things floating around in here." "I own this car, I'll do as I please. I also own the highway, my taxes paid for that too, so I'll go as fast as I want."