kickboxerboy

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

Three free throws

10 tiny tin trains toot 10 times

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly, a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into brunette, and she then swims off the island. The next blonde asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. So, the fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge. :brow: :lol:

OOOOOOO thats funny.

okay kicker post one i want to laugh

ya i don`t think thats a joke or is it sai???

I don`t have any

thats a good one

hahahaha

well since no ones posting all start it but then kicker or someone eles can post a joke!!

hahahaha lol kicker

well then i might if i can get it better!!

wouldn`t you say killer blonde Joke one day a blonde goes walking bye she shes a computer then a message board on it it waas a karate message board so she wonders sround on there and then she screams because a guy called kicker making fun of her then the cops come and see if everything was fine!! :lol:

hhahahahahhahah :lol: on off on off ..... :brow:

hehehehehehehe!! man kicker andothers that some good jokes!!

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

man kicker your making me laugh so hard i don`t know if i can eat again!!

hey gold I think kicker meant for that math quiz joke where as it the north like if you live in your city north or prvince or state or country on countient???

lol!! why the chicken croos the road? to get to the other side! ...lol

lol those aren`t all funny!!

cool i guess thats how you come up with jokes!! lol

when your from the wild how do you eat with knives and forks?? knives to clean your teeth and forks to scratch your body!!

dont cut the cheese when you applying for a job!!