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kickboxerboy

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  1. An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
  2. 10 tiny tin trains toot 10 times
  3. There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly, a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into brunette, and she then swims off the island. The next blonde asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. So, the fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge. :brow: :lol:
  4. okay kicker post one i want to laugh
  5. ya i don`t think thats a joke or is it sai???
  6. well since no ones posting all start it but then kicker or someone eles can post a joke!!
  7. well then i might if i can get it better!!
  8. wouldn`t you say killer blonde Joke one day a blonde goes walking bye she shes a computer then a message board on it it waas a karate message board so she wonders sround on there and then she screams because a guy called kicker making fun of her then the cops come and see if everything was fine!! :lol:
  9. hhahahahahhahah :lol: on off on off ..... :brow:
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