Kung Fu Hamster

To me that is really kind of sad... come to think about it he does remind alot of Jesus. Hehe. Like that Nickleback singer. I think Nirvana are ok but not excactly great. People only worship him because he's dead if you know what I mean. Like Bruce Lee was loved even more (us included) when he died.

SAME HERE! YAY! Least I'm not the only one! Hehe. I can do the tornado kick, used to do the side splits, working on the kip up. Lol. Try these sites. They're great: http://www.trickstutorials.com - This one rules. It's run by a complete loney called "Jujimufu" but it ROCKS I suggest you try it. It rocks. The best one. http://www.trickdiscovery.com - Coming soon... http://www.trick-ups.tk/ - kinda poor but hey. Better than some! http://www.geocities.com/ox_pasture/Home.html really good. Loads of animated .GIFS and stuff. http://xp3.aliencreations.com/ - the best tricker! * great. http://www.club540.com - Good site. http://uk.geocities.com/martial_arts_style/www/index.html - average. http://www.multilevelmoves.com/ - Good site, like club540 but better. http://www.planetjubei.com/ - Is ok. http://www.joetrix.vze.com./ - I can't remember what its like. http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop2/mothergoose/ - some break dancing stuff. Hah, I just emptied out my favourites list.

If you are worried this much then make sure you get him on film chasing someone with a sword or whatever... Then you can report him to the police?

Oh yeah, Sorry, Ninjitsu. Oopsie. WrestlingKarateChamp17: I just wanted to know what it's like. It sounds interesting. And Total War is really nothing like Age of Empires. It's hard to explain. There are two main things, a map of japan. You make armies and build places in different sections, then you decide wether you want to attack the others. When you do you get loads of little units of like 60 people each, then you move whole units at a time and it's all done strategically like real life. Medieval Total Wars pretty much the same.

Ok, I always tell long stories that no one cares about so here goes: I recently bought a game you may have heard of. It's called "Shogun: Total War" and it's set in the ancient periods of Japan, the age most famous for Ninjas and Samurais. As I was playing it I noticed that you could buy a building called a Ninja house or something. But what it said was that Ninjas were raised from birth in the art of Ju Jitsu. Now I knew they were raised from birth, well, I had heard that before but I hadn't heard about the Ju Jitsu stuff. So I came to think, how good is Ju Jitsu? I mean, it must be quite good if they were made to lean it from birth. And whats Ju Jitsu like? It always sounded intresting to me... So hey! I thought I would ask about Ju Jitsu here! What's it about? Self Defence? Awareness? You know, them kind of questions. Cheers

Ok. I feel rather embarassed asking this since I've done Karate for at least 4 years now but here goes: You guys talk about things I really don't get! Can you please explain some of your basic things for me please? E.G: Whats a Sempai? Why do people wear patches and where? I don't get half of the things you guys are saying... Cheers

I understand what you mean. No offense but most HS kids probably think you're a right * anyway. Sorry to ruin it for you... Also, I see what you're saying there but there are some teachers who a bred from the devil himself. Theres one at my school, (I won't say his name. I'm scared he'll find out. ) but he has NO HEART what so ever. When I had just started, we went into the computer rooms and someone couldn't access their school account and they told him *Hiiissss!*. So he went up to the kid, and said short and quickly- impatiently: "Whats your name?" The kid said his name, but only his first name... "YOUR FULL NAME!" The teacher shouted... The moral of this story is he's a right * and that not all teachers have hearts. Also, I tell you're not an English teachers, so many mistakes in that paragraph alone... And the kid with the anger problems: Hows it going? Just look away. Try that.

Ok, The Kung Fu Hamster's best heavy songs to listen to when you want to get an adrenaline rush: "Feuer Frei" By Rammstein, "Ich Will" By Rammstein kinda gets me inna wanna kick butt rush but not as much as most songs, "Fuel" by Metallica Ooo. I recommend all heavy metal lovers to listen and watch the video to this on the web. It's better on CD though because you get better quality... Better quality = Better adrenaline rush, "Battery" by Metallica that's good, "Enter Sandman" Average song for adrenaline, The Kung Fu Hamster's favourite heavy songs: "Master Of Puppets" by good old 'Tallica again, "One" by 'Tallica, "Kuss mich (Fellfrosch)" By Rammstein, even though that alone means "Kiss Me (Furry Frog)" you really do NOT want to see the translations for that one! Anything else from S&M. There ya go! ^_^

The "Pornounce" thing, was that pun intended?

I don't get it... :|

Welcome. Hey, just simply posting in this section, does it get your posts up? I wanna be a black belt on this... Lol.

I'm 14, going towards 15 in less than a week. JUST OVER A YEAR AND I CAN HAVE LEGA-AAaaaaa...... sorry... Don't worry

Come on guys, lets stay on the topic; we don't need to know how good looking she is, we're here to help to poor guy. You know what I was going to say was pretty much said by Lil' Monkey Girl but hey. I'm going to say my version anyway. I think she's gotta crush with someone... It sounds like it anyway. Is she your age or younger or what? If she's your age or younger then she probably has. Normally when they're younger they tend to act like right idiots to impress you when they have no chance Lol. Oh well. Well. I've had this kind of thing before. Complete *er always choosing you to go with and that. The only difference is that we are both male (Oh god help me! ). Anyway, he was older than me and was always mucking about trying to show off. He was a higher belt at the time and I had only been doing Karate for around a year. What I did was always keep a straight face when he was trying to show off. I didn't smile or anything I just looked blunt. Like this: :| To be honest I don't think it worked but he left after a while anyway. Thank god. What you could do is when you're doing your sparring (You do (number) step-sparring? The one where your paired up and one attacks then the other blocks and counters?) is you could just hit her hard in the same spot, say in the arm, everytime, eventually, if you do this for a few lessons then she will experience pain and should leave you be. Hope this helps. The Kung Fu Hamster

What martial art do you do Sano? Then I might be able to help...

LMFAO! that was great