You refuse to wear a white gi after Labor Day You think a bo is something you shoot arrows with and a sai is something you do watching a pretty sunset All this punching is “ok,” but you really want to learn how to defy gravity Rex-Kwon-Do sounds really cool Instead of learning to tie your belt, you prefer to look for a clip-on Sweat makes you queasy You pull a hamstring learning to bow You can’t help saying gesundheit every time the instructor says shizentai You insist on wearing your cell phone in class Taisabaki sounds like your favorite entrée at a Japanese Steak House You wonder why Pat Morita’s picture isn’t on the Kamiza
You refuse to wear a white gi after Labor Day You think a bo is something you shoot arrows with and a sai is something you do watching a pretty sunset All this punching is “ok,” but you really want to learn how to defy gravity Rex-Kwon-Do sounds really cool Instead of learning to tie your belt, you prefer to look for a clip-on Sweat makes you queasy You pull a hamstring learning to bow You can’t help saying gesundheit every time the instructor says shizentai You insist on wearing your cell phone in class Taisabaki sounds like your favorite entrée at a Japanese Steak House You wonder why Pat Morita’s picture isn’t on the Kamiza